Tech and b00bs

The strange random things that come wiggling their way into my head, mainly tech related junk, my food photography and b00bs...oodles of b00bs

I’m tired,  have a headache,  my ankle hurts,  the mofos can’t find my veins to take blood and I haven’t eaten in fourteen hours… But still let me take a #selfie #fatmanchronicles #me
#vscocam #TeamAndroid The doctor’s office can feel like such a lonely place…
Yeah no smiling here… Double fucking shift.  Curses to the woman who put this into the universe!  #me #fatmanchronicles #vscocam #vsco #TeamAndroid #selfie #mediawhore #missingmybed
Vacation over… Back into the fiery pits of hell I go. 
“With hideous ruin and combustion down To bottomless perdition, there
 to dwell In adamantine Chains and penal Fire” - Milton,  Paradise Lost 

Yes I’m equating going back to work with Milton’s vision of hell. #me #workflow #silly #damnmyheadisbig #educatedmofo #milton
When I can’t find the champagne flute.  I was about to grab a soup bowl #prosecco #chillin #savage #mugofdoom
Strawberry lemon ice box cake,  got the idea from @foodnetwork @foodnetworkmagazine #foodphotography ##dessert #fruit #fatmanchronicles #foodie #food #foodporn #teamCanon #strawberry #cake
Fat nigga ridin’ clean… On my way to belly flop on your bitch #me #fatmanchronicles #selfie #vscocam #vsco #TeamAndroid #notquitebeardgang #silly #damnmyheadisbig #
Sunday #selfie #fatmanchronicles #headstillbigasfuck #me #whoelsewouldbeme #icantcallitabeardyet #bigheadmafia
Gloomy Sunday and I don’t have to work … So you know after this breakfast I’m shmoney dancing back to bed #fatmanchronicles #vscocam #vsco #TeamAndroid #foodie #food #breakfast
My neighbor gave us his super zucchini from his garden #wtf #vegetable #vegetableporn #zucchini